Cave Johnson while drinking a protein shake shortly after being prank called by Breen: I’M GONNA GET SO BUFF, I CAN JUST KNOCK BLACK MESA INTO THE GRAND CANYON, I’LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME A GLORIFIED SHOWER CURTAIN SALESMAN. APERTURE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON. HE’S BEEN THERE FOR THIRTEEN YEARS BEGGING TO COME HOME, HAS BLACK MESA STRANDED AN INTERN ON THE MOON? I DON’T THINK SO BREEN, I DON’T THINK SO.